While cruising the highways this morning I spotted a young lady waiting to cross the road. It took a while for me to come to this conclusion as for a long time I couldn't decide if she was soliciting her services to passing motorists or not.
I can only suggest that if young ladies will insist on dressing like ladies of the night, and walking alongside our beautiful network of roads, that they adorn some kind of "I'm not for hire" sign. Of what form that could take I don't know. Maybe if they just avoid displaying pictures of the major credit cards on their torso, all would be well.